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[BatAndMouse 2]

Perfect Web Game

You got it down this time. Reason why its doing so well:
1) file size
2) Controls are Simple.
3) Game Instructions are easy to grasp
4) Suitable for most people
5) Music is great (benny =P)
6) Now you can challenge high scores
7) Stratagy with clocks
8) Many more reasons.

I love it, and i know your are getting front page AND a spot in the games section. i can feel it.

[Windows FU Beta]

Meh,

There has been a bunch of these movies, so hard to really get a laugh out of me, but i did like the desktop picture loading problem.

I can never understand some of the crap that spews out of peoples mouth some times. You always hear, "ugggg, billy G. is evil", " I hate windows" and other dumb ass 'catch' phrases that everybody says. I've use most of the Windows Osi (wtf the plural of Os is ;P) and I have to say WinXP is the best on newer systems, and on older (PII gen and lower) Win 98 2nd edition. The best part of XP is the compadibility wizard... you should look into that sometime, it makes windows emulate an older version. 2000 is more of a business/school version thats built on an NT platfor for networking. WinME... yes that was a piece of garbage.... and 95 and below are respectable, just not in this day and age... so before you blame Spyware/Viruses/Own Bias/Others Oppinions for the whole OS being bad... maybe your should research it some more, consider your alternatives, MacOS, Linux and such... do you really want to use them? (in the sence that most people grow up with Win knowlege, not that they are bad Osi to use)

thebenman responds:

ha, i know what your talking about. i dont hate XP nearly as much as alot of people think i do with my authors comment. but my fave is Windows 95. But since I can't stick with that, i have no choice but to upgrade. I do like XP, but I get so many errors, they piss me off. but i really do hate 2000.

[Bat And Mouse]

cool

Love the way the mouse controlled kinda drifty = P
2700 - 12400 sweet!

[Pico Kart 3D]

I can believe nobody else noticed this was stolen

at least the engine, props on making your own pico sprite and changing the background color, but i remember playing this exact game on flashkit. Its an old one, maybe thats why you guys havent noticed, but you didn't code the fire balls or render the level yourself... Props making through the "blow the wistle" stage, TWICE, you Fucker.

People Just Stop Stealing shit, Please.

[Megaman vs Metroid]

Dude amazing

Thats some awesome coding, and Unlucky there is a pleathera of awesome movies so you didn't get first (with a 4.2 geez) you are def on the front page, the only thing that keeps your score from perfect (it gets a five but not a perfect review) is your boss, all samus did was lay a bomb and died? maybe it was a glitch, and i dont want to replay to find out. great job and if you need any help you can alway contact me.

[Nightmare]

Awesome

This is a finely engineered game, because it didn't get annyoing, it wasn't tedious, i could play it all the way through with out getting annoy by anything! great job, and if you guys need some help with anyother projects let me know, im an ActionScripting vet

[Pico's Cousin]

So what if you worked your ass off?

You can work you ass off for 3 months, doesn't mean anything except that you gained 3 months more experience. Also, working you ass off now and working you ass off in the future will have totally different meanings. And yes i have made movies and games as well, some i never release here because they are the quality of this movie. Im sorry man, but i really did not enjoy it.

Magna responds:

I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it too.

[Chickenboy Chucky]

This game rulez.

+its not complicated
+is a small file size
+there is no annoying sound effects
+this would be a perfect preloader game!