gltovar's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ghetto Romeo and Juliet]

Wow... *vomits*

Like fearlesskiller says, you are a racist asshole... the way you have any of the people talk is very retarded, 'yo'. maybe you should have casted an actual blackperson for those roles so you wouldn't of had to overdramatize the white guys to sound extra white. With out romeo and juliet... its hardly romeo and juliet. though some of the visuals were kinda funny... but overall it was awful

Stoned-Gorilla responds:

no black people live where i live. Well, i know black twins, but they are 13, and i haven't heard them talk. They just walk around in matching clothes with their buckteeth hanging out. My white friends and i push them around when they walk past in the hall. We yell things like 'WHITIES FO LIFE, BLACKIES FO DEATH' yeah... right.

[Nukes]

well...

ok. not gonna rag on it. better than most crap that spews into NG... but did you know nukes are detonated a few miles off the ground... sure coulda made watching that a whole lot faster = P

[Finger Puppet Matrix]

AH hahahahaaaaaaa

In its literal version this would be under the same catagory as stick figures and ripping something much better off. >>>BUT<<< what this movie has that ALL YOU 'crappy' STICK FIGURE and 'god awful' MATRIX RIP OFFERS has is a complete and total unique sence of style

::for the author::
awesome job, very refreshing. like cliff notes for a movie... got we are getting lazyier = ]

[Foamy's Rant 2 : Foamy The Squirrel]

...ehhhhhhhhh

I love the Neurotically Yours series, but i really didn't enjoy this foamy's rant. I dunno, nothing really too new that he ranted about, these are topics that little kids make fun of, and when it get to that level its old news. so i gave it a 3. later

[Retarded Toaster ep.3]

wow

Its PubeMuppet meets Mr. Either meets ArfenHouse, too bad that author couldn't pull that off it the best way, but it beats stick figures.

Molzahn responds:

Hey thats not the thruth i can pull off...uh.. i can pull off magnets from the fridge. Meh at least this movie beats somethign :)

[Pube muppet's rap 2]

HEY QUICK

Go lower the volume on the music file, cuz i could barely understand PB and PJ... I've already admitted that im a PM fan... For some reason, this garbage is funnier than the usual garbage animations (not to be confused with the quality ones = P)

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

True, I just learned how to do that, but I'm to lazy to fix it...

[Another vs movie]

THANK YOU

THANK YOU for making a fight scene longer than 3 seconds = ]

[A Very Pokemon Guy Fawkes]

you shouldn't get peoples hopes up

You forget to mention the fact that you put the sparklers in a bottle of fuel (maybe gasoline) because what i witnessed wouldn't happen with out it. of course you all can try = P you would just end up with a really bright sparkler.

TmsT responds:

No... YOU try. =P
There's nothing wrong with being skeptical... but you don't know what you're on about.
Seriously, if you don't believe what you just witnessed, try this experiment yourself. 250 sparklers, bound together by duct tape and held upright in the bottom half a plastic bottle with no flammable liquid used. I think you'll be pleasantly corrected.
Just... stand well back, because this IS a "really bright sparkler".
This sort of thing is well documented on various websites. Please do some research before scoffing at the evidence, it lets people's hopes down.

[Megaman:Titanium Rhapsody]

THIS SUCKED BALLS

What a big piece of dog shit, i cant believe you are awesome... if you haven't figured it out, im KIDDING!

man, this is a perfect movie, straight to the point animation, perfect syncing, and NO ANNOYING CREDITS (ANIMATOR:FS DRAWER: FS BREATHER: FS <<< NOT OF THIS BULLSHIT) Awesome job. Front page for sure

[Pube Muppet Collection SE]

...

Hey, im a Huge pube muppet fan. I'm not some dumbass that generally likes stupid movies, but just listening to the twisted, gross thinks he says just gives me the gross look on my face and makes me laugh, and very few movies do that here. Thats why i like it.

-DL32

DerGeist responds:

Indeed that is the sort of "purpose" of the Pube Muppet movies; provided they have a purpose of course. :-P
Anyway, thanks for the review!